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The idea of a “taste bite lollipop” was born from a joke during a friends’ gathering in December 2023, full of laughter. Intrigued, the creator seriously explored the feasibility of the concept, delving into research on flavors and sweeteners, despite lacking formal training in the field. Inspired by the Japanese concept of Ikigai, he saw this project as both stimulating and achievable, leading him to discover the profession of flavorist to bring this bold idea to life.
A Bold Flavor: The Challenge of Authentic Taste
At first glance, the idea may seem like a joke. But it isn’t – or rather, it was, originally. It all started in December 2023, during a party with friends. A simple joke triggered bursts of laughter, but the idea stayed in my head long after the party was over. What if it were possible?
From this reflection was born a bold concept: a lollipop that tastes like a human penis. But be careful, this is not a visually suggestive product. The lollipop has a completely classic shape and weighs 10 grams. Its raw material is a low-sugar sweetener isomalt, so that the dominant taste is faithful to the intended aroma, and not masked by a strong sweet flavor.
You may be asking yourself a perfectly legitimate question: “What does a dick taste like?” Or: “Do dicks have a taste?“
To this I humbly reply that, not being flexible enough and being heterosexual, I cannot speak from direct personal experience. However, the concept is based on a bold extrapolation.
In my life, I have had the chance to taste the unique aroma of pussy on several occasions. Although each experience has been different, there is always an olfactory and aromatic thread that allows one to identify the experience as such. In other words, even if the taste varies, there is a lowest common denominator that defines the characteristic aroma.
Après avoir mené de nombreuses discussions (parfois hilarantes) avec des amis et amies, il m’est apparu que cette théorie pouvait s’appliquer également à la bite. C’est sur cette base que le projet s’est développé.
C’est rien de moins que le “Chanel n°5 de la bite” que nous vous proposons aujourd’hui. Un produit audacieux, drôle, et résolument unique, désormais disponible à l’achat.
What is a “taste bite” lollipop for?
Use Cases
Before going any further, you might legitimately ask yourself:
Beyond the joke, what’s the purpose of a “taste bite” lollipop?
I would answer that if the concept already made you smile, then its main goal has been achieved! 😉
The use cases I’ve imagined for this product are as follows:
1) Curiosity
The product I am developing is primarily aimed at satisfying curiosity: I want to know the taste of a penis, but I cannot or do not want to form an opinion by sampling the raw material.
The main purpose of the “taste bite” lollipop is therefore to separate the gustatory experience from its necessary medium, namely a human penis.
As a result, this product will help to democratize the taste of a penis, which is still too closely associated with its natural medium and its inherent sexual connotations.
Beyond lollipops, one could imagine expanding the “taste bite” range by incorporating this unique flavor into other formats, such as ice cream or chewing gum. Imagine yourself at an ice cream shop ordering a two-scoop cone with “taste bite” and chocolate… You have the power to make this absurdity a reality !
2) Pranks and Gags
Imagine yourself innocently offering this lollipop to an unsuspecting person. Imagine asking them to guess the flavor blindfolded. Now, picture the moment you reveal what they’ve just tasted. Are you there?
If you didn’t at least crack a smile thinking about the comedic potential of this scene… well, I’m afraid I can’t help you any further, sorry! 😉
When it comes to expanding the range of existing prank and gag products, the “taste bite” lollipop has obvious potential as a harmless yet hilariously mischievous tool to surprise those around us.
3) Bachelorette and Bachelor Parties
This type of event is notoriously known for its tastefully extravagant celebrations, often featuring accessories that match the festive and generally uninhibited spirit of a bachelor or bachelorette party.
Without even needing to elaborate on the obvious appeal of this product for such occasions, there is no doubt that a “taste bite” lollipop will naturally earn its place as a must-have item in the party essentials for these events!
4) Memory Use: Nostalgic or Therapeutic Purposes
I’ve been talking about this project to everyone around me for a year, and while it makes a lot of people laugh (which is already a plus!), some of them give me ideas for developing new use cases. This one was suggested by my mom (yes, I shared my project with my parents, and it made us laugh a lot).
My mom works in a geriatric clinic, and when I mentioned the use cases already identified, she pointed out that a ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop could be useful for elderly patients. How and why? Because of the ‘Madeleine of Proust’ effect. For elderly patients with diminished cognitive abilities, caregivers are likely to rely on the olfactory memory of the patients to slow down memory decline. In other words, where a conscious memory may tend to fade if recalled in a purely intellectual way, that memory will come back much more easily if supported by a trigger aroma, which will naturally bring it to the surface. This is the scenario described by Proust in Swann’s Way.
Anyway, the ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop could, in theory, serve as a tool for sensory stimulation in elderly people. Who knows, maybe one day the ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop will be reimbursed by Social Security…
The future of the ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop: the democratization of the taste of the bite.
Let’s look beyond the current collection and explore the realm of possibilities opened by the ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop.
The ‘pussy-flavored’ lollipop
No ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop without the ‘pussy-flavored’ lollipop! If the first project succeeds, the Research and Development phase for its little sister, the ‘pussy-flavored’ lollipop, will be launched immediately.
The specifications for developing the prototype will be based on the same foundations as the ‘bite-flavored’ lollipop, namely the development of an aroma corresponding to an evening pussy, after a day of work, with a hint of urine.
The use cases are identical, only the target audience is likely to change.